Hot Bitches on wheelz part 2

Kids...Get ma's prying bar

I stalked her for three laps around the electronics section to capture her and her glorious mumu.

Oughta cause some mighty fine tan lines

Joseph called, he wants his Technicolour Dreamcoat back.

Where do you even buy something like this? I would like to know what store sells this coat cause I am boycotting for life.

I'm in this business of terror

Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella



I make it rain

More Ohio QTs

Yikes! I think this one speaks for itself.

The Heart of America

Thanks Ohio

YES! NO! MAYBE SO!

This happy fellow was having a fight with his other personality on the subway, a fully fledged fight that included twitching, muttering and arm flailing. He fully caught me talking a picture of him and moved away from me, out of the scope of my ever ready cell phone camera. The bastard.

p.s. Please note the yellow freezer gloves, it's not that cold out sir. Sir. Oh, you're arguing with yourself again, I'll come back later.

Coffee, tea, or ME

Finger lickin' good

Who needs silverware at dinner when you can just use your bare hands

Hey waitress...I have a tip for ya

Are we in vegas or attending clown school tryouts?

Roadkill.

It's not just for dinner anymore

Oh he looks like he eats a lot of oscar meyer weiners...

everyone is in love with his supertight shirt.

Oh..it's hot in here alright

Is it hot in here?

or was it just him. He is looking cozy in the 80 degree weather.

Construction site boozehound

"Don't mind me, I'm just your friendly neighbourhood alcoholic, sitting on a milk crate behind a construction site barrier."
Smile and nod at the crazy lady kids and slowly back away, hands up where she can see them!

No need for a bra

When your jeans are hiked up so high in the front you can tuck the boobs right in like a tshirt. Mom jeans rock. All I can say is next time you are running through the airport...try sweats. I would think they would be less chaffing?

The Patented Fake Pose

Are those two shades of denim?

Is this necessary?

Yes, I know the 80's are back. I understand that layering shirts, pointy slouch boots and colours are trendy again but must you wear them all at one time? This woman looks like she just ran through a department store and this is what she came out with. There is no rhyme or reason to this outfit, it is what it is, and what it is is a big pile of puke. It makes my eyes bleed.